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[White Dragon Alorith]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with

Didn't realize dance was a flavor

[White Dragon Alorith]

Don't know what happened here. Promptly edited however.

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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires

[Silentiea]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and

[Dream Lord]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads

[Silentiea]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and

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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions

[Silentiea]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and

[White Dragon Alorith]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and no

[Silentiea]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing

[White Dragon Alorith]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived

[Niveus Draco]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily

[Silentiea]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever

[White Dragon Alorith]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before

[Silentiea]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the

[White Dragon Alorith]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end

[Niveus Draco]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then



(That sentence needed to end.)

[Silentiea]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he

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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled

[Silentiea]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into

[Niveus Draco]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a

[White Dragon Alorith]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster

[Silentiea]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full

[White Dragon Alorith]

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of